{"id":526,"date":"2008-01-29T21:22:05","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T21:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sketchbooks.com\/invis\/wordpress\/?p=526"},"modified":"2016-03-31T10:21:23","modified_gmt":"2016-03-31T14:21:23","slug":"the-pachyderm-has-no-paddle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/2008\/01\/the-pachyderm-has-no-paddle\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pachyderm Has No Paddle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"donkeyelephant.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/donkeyelephant.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"341\" \/><br \/>\nThis was a quick Wall Street Journal Online illo for an economic forecast survey.  Whether our intrepid donkey and doofus elephant are merely navigating some rapids or careening towards a deadly waterfall is the question I guess.  I do like that the pachyderm has carelessly lost his paddle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was a quick Wall Street Journal Online illo for an economic forecast survey. Whether our intrepid donkey and doofus elephant are merely navigating some rapids or careening towards a deadly waterfall is the question I guess. I do like that the pachyderm has carelessly lost his paddle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1458,"href":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions\/1458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/invisibleman.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}